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fired my therapist bc she wouldn’t stop laughing
Fitz
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- hi guys. i want to come out and say that i made a lot of racial, sexual, and insensitive jokes in my past. it’s something I’m proud of, i still think a majority of them are funny, and i genuinely couldn’t give less of a fuck if anyone finds them offensive fitz.shop
- just got verified and i cannot stop getting sex
- your virginity is a quest item don't lose it.
- my favourite thing about jokes is that they’re jokes
- therapist just said im cringe
- [getting robbed] me: [doin finger guns] ay help yourself robber: [doin real guns] shut the fuck up me: right
- terrorists wear masks to work EVERY DAY. are you less considerate than a terrorist? somethin to think about.
- i hope we live in a world someday where no one can say anything at all 💜💫❄️
- just turned 23 and i still dont know if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about
- wake up. 6am. hard as rock. ready to fuck the day. breakfast. 500ml of MCT oil. wash it down with a raw egg. yeah. i do keto. next thing ya know i’m out the door. doin lunges. throw my kettlebell at a Honda Civic. i’m facing 3 years in prison. my point? harden up. get after it.
- just absolutely DESTROYED my own mother in an argument 💀 she was bringing up some valid points so i called her sweetie 🦋, showed her a kpop fancam ✨, and long story short i need a new place to stay does anyone have a spare room?
- me: you know joe right? son: who's joe? me: joe mother and i are getting a divorce