Random white woman strategically walks out the Sainsbury’s with me, so the things she stole would set the alarm, and they’d stop me lol
Shay
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We all live on a floating rock, let’s just get on with it.
London
Joined December 2021
- I forget that Charmed was just Nollywood with white people.
- Replying to @cinesquetv and @ENTplus_Fuck you @leslieambriz_ and @krystafauria you’re so rude and unprofessional. @AP who hired these clowns?
- Religious person: “being gay is an abomination, I don’t believe in gay rights” Gay person: “don’t care, I don’t believe in religion” Religious person:
GIF - Replying to @goodbyeshayAny opportunity to fuck the system that fucks me daily, I’m here for.
- Replying to @goodbyeshayUntil the system starts treating everybody equally, they can get fucked.
- Replying to @AaliyahsharellHaha no she was gone, I don’t think I can sue tbh. We literally walked out the exact same time, security wasn’t rude/aggressive. I told him at the end ‘you know it was that white lady right?’ (He was Black) and he had that ‘damn she fooled me’ look on his face
- Replying to @rom1_txtListen! I was pissed while it was happening, but to see her dash off right after and security scramble towards ME!?!
GIF - Why just our holes?India has officially launched a mission to study black holes.
- That part. I hope she got away with some high quality stuff
- Replying to @ResistanceSeanHe just asked for my receipt and looked at my stuff, I said ‘you know it was that white lady right?’ And he looked like a fool.
- You size queens queens have ruined it for all of us . Now men below average peen sizes lead with ‘it may be too small for you’ - boy if you don’t whip it out and penetrate me.
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