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@goated

you'll never meet anyone as goated as me • sometimes trading, often shitposting, always unemployed

Joined January 2022

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@goated
Jun 29, 2023
-> @goatedxyz x @AntiNFTBTCMaxis A Recursive collection of 2500 trippy Anti NFT BTC Maxis. Mintprice is 0.001 #bitcoin Their OG Collection is inscribed sub <2k & sitting at 0.37btc right now. I've got 10 WLs for y'all! How to participate? 👇🏽 🧵 (1/4)
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@goated
May 21, 2025
Replying to @maruushae
this probably goes hard if you‘re retarded
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@goated
Apr 20, 2024
It happened. 🪄 MAGIC•INTERNET•MONEY was successfully etched by @MagicNetMoney. Myself & @CrypticFelix gonna open a private X Groupchat to bring future holders together. The Rune Token will be distributed at #Bitcoin Block *841337*. (9 Days) Comment & RT to be added. 🧙 ▣
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@goated
Apr 16, 2024
Running a #Bitcoin Node in anticipation of the Runes Protocol can be beneficial in 1% of cases. Learning about UTXO‘s & splitting them will 100% put you in an advantage. ▣ What are UTXO‘s ▣ Why should you split them ▣ How to split your UTXO‘s ⤹ 🧵
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@goated
Apr 26, 2024
Many people I know including myself weren’t convinced by Runestone / $DOG & its success. Now roughly sitting at a $500M Marketcap I think it’s fair to say we’ve been proven wrong. This doesn’t mean I’m buying here or think it’s gonna be a long term winner but I appreciate
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@goated
Feb 19, 2024
Ordinals are heating up again & personally I'm super stoked for the launch of @TheWizardsOfOrd this week! 🧙🏻‍♂️ A 3333 Supply PFP Collection by one of the most innovative & supportive OG Founders out there. Everything you need to know + Giveaway at the end of this thread. ⤹ 🧵
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@goated
Jan 3, 2025
Huge Giveaway! 🪄 Excited to collaborate with @bitcoinwizardry to give away 1 free Bitcoin Wizard from their upcoming PFP collection. I‘ve been pretty vocal about Bitcoin Wizards & Magic Internet Money as the most iconic Bitcoin meme. Expecting this to be the nicest Ordinals
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@goated
Sep 3, 2023
The Ordinals Dictionary ◉ A comprehensive list of terms you will come across if you're participating in the Ordinal Ecosystem. I added a short explanation & resources to every term. ⤹ 🧵
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@goated
Jun 20, 2023
Replying to @spectatorindex
My brother in Christ, if you’re trafficking $232 million worth of cocaine in a fucking submarine and someone knocks on the hatch you better not open up like that.
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@goated
Jun 13, 2023
Replying to @WallStreetMav and @WallStreetSilv
What is this man doing?
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@goated
Jun 26, 2025
Remember the guy who sold 500 @BTC_DeGods for 0.444 $BTC each? A total of 222 $BTC currently worth around $24.000.000 USD. Heaviest Ordinals grift I‘ve ever seen. Funny part is the guy went on to use the $20M to psyop his audience into thinking he‘s good at trading memes and
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@goated
Nov 23, 2022
Sold both of my @valhalla mints early with 0% royalties. Why? If you hold something and you wouldn’t buy in at its current price, it’s a clear sign you should sell. This rule helped me become a better trader overall.
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@goated
Jun 16, 2025
Replying to @ASvanevik
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
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@goated
Sep 25, 2022
Networking is one of the best things to do especially in a bear market. You wanna make sure you’re engaging in the best possible environment to grow and to achieve your goals. So I created a list of GOOD Alpha Groups / Networks which are still printing during this bear: 1/🧵