personally i think mary shelley, the eighteen year old author of frankenstein who lost her virginity on her mother’s grave, would be delighted by girls going to see the movie for any reason including for jacob elordi’s thingy
girls watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows jacob elordi’s thingy 🙋🏼♀️
boys watching frankenstein: i hope the movie shows that man is the true monster—thusly when he is playing god 🤔
genuinely i don’t know a better more fitting position for a kennedy grandson than political correspondent at vogue. that’s so on the nose it seems not real.
🚨 BREAKING: Jack Schlossberg (6’0”) is employed! Son of U.S. Ambassador Caroline Kennedy and the only grandson of the 35th U.S. president John F. Kennedy will now serve as a political correspondent at Vogue.
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)