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    @gnostrils
    Apr 28, 2021
    If you have a habit of being hard on yourself or are chronically unhappy, it's good to regularly strive to cultivate self-compassion, gratitude, and mindfulness. If you've tried to cultivate these things and you still feel bad, it's because you're a failure and piece of shit
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    @gnostrils
    Oct 18, 2019
    Airbnb Math: $40/night x 2 nights = $164
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 30, 2024
    huh
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    @gnostrils
    Dec 27, 2023
    the airbnb i’m in has fake books on the bookshelves and now i’m developing a horseshoe theory of inoffensive decor
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    @gnostrils
    Oct 19, 2019
    Replying to @gnostrils and @Aella_Girl
    Why does Airbnb think that "nightly rate" is what I'm interested in, rather than total cost? I've seen listings for $29/night where cleaning fee is $150. Not in anyone's interest to obscure that info — creates bad sentiment, bad reviews, angry customers. @AirbnbHelp me out here
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    @gnostrils
    Mar 6, 2024
    One time i was on drugs at a festival & i wandered into a hot tub where two beekeepers (who seemed to have just met) were having a conversation. When one of them got up to leave, the other said “bee kind”, and without missing a beat the one leaving said “bee friendly”, and to
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    @gnostrils
    Dec 27, 2023
    Replying to @gnostrils
    you might think these are just journals, but no. the books with city names on them are just as empty
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 29, 2024
    🧵 When I was in high school, my physics teacher casually mentioned during lecture that “the number zero is neither odd nor even”. I knew he was wrong; we ended up getting in an argument about it at the end of which he still didnt agree with me. I wasn’t going to let it drop 1/n
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    @gnostrils
    Nov 27, 2023
    They had to develop entirely new kinds of materials to make the gears out of, because gears on a 10,000-year clock move so slowly that existing metals/alloys would fuse together on that timescale, stopping the clock
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    @historyinmemes
    Nov 27, 2023
    Jeff Bezos has spent $42 million building a clock that will outlast human civilization in a mountain in Texas
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    @gnostrils
    Jun 18, 2023
    the CEO replied saying they were planning to fix it but they never did
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 31, 2024
    Replying to @kindgracekind
    i’d visit. just have to remember avoid the paralysis bread while driving
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 29, 2024
    Replying to @gnostrils
    “Of course it is. x is even if and only if x mod 2 = 0. (What a shame that your teacher couldn’t tell you this. I wonder if the situation in California is any better! But in Europe or Asia there would be no question...) Best wishes don knuth”
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 31, 2024
    Replying to @_madbot_
    want to try a bite
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    @gnostrils
    Jan 31, 2024
    Replying to @larcollision
    you’ll see tomorrow
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