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(part 1/2) Stolas' second day working at I.M.P. #stolitz
Stolas working at I.M.P. Day 2: We see Stolas sitting at the front desk with Loona. Blitz says, "Figure startin' you off answering the phone should be easy enough." 

Blitz gives Loona an adoring look as he goes on, "And besides! Loonie's gonna train you, so you're in great hands!" Loona looks irritated and shoves Blitz away. There's a crash from whatever she shoved him into. 

Stolas looks concerned, but then turns to Loona and says, "Oh yes! I appreciate your guidance, Loona dear." 

Loona is looking at her phone and replies, "Sure, whatever."
"Now, how do you normally answer a call?" Stolas asks as he gestures towards the desk phone. 

Loona answers, "'Hello, I.M.P.'" 

Stolas pauses a moment to take that in, looking confused, and asks, "Is that all?" 

"Yep," Loona confirms, "Or I'll just say: 'I.M.P.'" 

"Mmm... Could I perhaps try a greeting with a bit more... flavor?" Stolas asks. "To help entice our clientele?" He explains with an excited flourish. 

Loona never looks up from her phone and tells him, "Knock yourself out." 

"Hoo hoo! Wonderful!" Stolas hoots.
As if on cue, the phone then rings, to Stolas' surprise. He takes a deep breath before answering. 

"Hello! You've reached I.M.P. Who can my sexy imp assassin kill for you today~?" He says into the phone. 

Blitz pops in behind Stolas, looking concerned. Stolas keeps going on, "Mmhmm... Why yes, his gun is VERY large... Oh I can assure you, he's extremely skilled with it." 

Blitz's expression falls and he looks so done.
11:30 PM · May 24, 2024241.4KViews

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