serena shahidi
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Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
- Jimmy Fallon’s success only starts to make a little bit of sense when you remember he used to look like this
- Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down
- I want to circle my friend’s apartment building with this when they have do not disturb onA new invention from the Chinese. Do you want to experience it?
- Can’t stop thinking about this image I saw on rednote it has moved me in ways I didn’t think I was capable of
- Girl sitting next to me on the train has a privacy screen protector. Bored affff
- A lot of you guys are miserable because you don’t do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week
- There’s a minimum age in an age gap relationship where where I stop judging the older person for being predatory and start judging the younger person for not being vain enough
- Eating 100 grams of protein a day but I don’t lift so it’s going straight to my brain. Just remembered how to do long division
- I lied but doesn’t that number sound legit afWhoever just sent a verification code to my phone number it’s 779023
- This is lowkey boring when one of them is normal
- The random ass people Trump is appointing








