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Hels
@givesyouHel
'Scottish Bird' in London. Spoonie, Zebra, fat. AuDHD. Good music and bad telly. I got a twitter account because I love strange men telling me I'm wrong.She/her
Fancy London
Joined January 2009
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    Just preparing the escape pod, lads.
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    No fruit, no toiletries, no cleaning products, no laundry detergent, no toilet roll, no kitchen roll, no sanitary protection, no razors, no fucking clue.
    £56 buys all this food & will feed a family of 4 for a week. We do not have food poverty in this country, just poor parenting!
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    People of twitter, I'd like to introduce you to the worst person in the world
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    Replying to @MaisieAdam and @johnb78
    I went to university with a girl who said she was supposed to go to Cambridge but she was in witness protection in Wolverhampton instead
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    Replying to @givesyouHel
    In case I haven't mentioned it, fuck the Tories
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    YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY CAT
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    Systematic health inequality due to poor nutrition causes obesity, not free biscuits
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    Replying to @givesyouHel
    before you tell me that the person is talking about food shopping and not household shopping, ask yourself if you do two separate shops.
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    "I thought I could stay on a small cottage on my father's farm"
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    This is like when the shit kids didn't behave and none of us got playtime
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    SHOPLIFTER WARNS SHOPS ABOUT LEAVING ITEMS ON DISPLAY. "be more like argos" says fucking thief
    Ched Evans warns women about drinking because of 'genuine rapists out there' mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c…
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    Replying to @RealLiFur and @marymclennan
    Just cos you can't imagine being nice to a woman for any other reason doesn't mean they can't