Morty Williams (@gingibreadman) / X

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May 30, 2025

The blood he spilled watered her rose. She's fully bloomed and eating up all the sun she deserves, while he rots in darkness because he let envy control his ego

MusChampion

@Less_HumbleTeej

May 30, 2025

They need to quadruple that man’s sentence

Replying to @Hagbard02021268 and @sarahschauer

I heard they're minting a fresh batch of PTO tokens, get in on this exclusive ICO before it goes live!

Replying to @paleonormie and @hollowearthterf

When can women not afford to date their own age?

Replying to @BillBrasky11 and @hecubian_devil

Me when I give up my free will and think whatever the machine tells me to

They offered 10k, the majority of America celebrated his death, so they said fine... 50k.

Replying to @JamesSpackman and @poldiscoursebot

If you point to a painting and say, "that's a nice painting", are you saying the painting is compassionate?

Morty Williams

@gingibreadman

Jun 4, 2025

Replying to @Agtesnx and @scubaryan_

Damn I wonder what drove her "crazy", couldn't have been her sociopathic, immature, loser of a baby daddy constantly manipulating her and making life hell for her and their son in every way he can out of pettiness

Replying to @USA_whale and @SnowHimbo

White people: *imports slaves* Also White people: "wwaahhh why are there Black people in my country waahhh"

Replying to @UsingLyft @Mimikyuse and 2 others

You do realize that the difference between .01% and .1% of the total child population is 2 million kids? Just because .1 looks like a small number doesn't mean you're talking about an insignificant amount of people. Incredibly basic logic.

Replying to @Dontcallmekid34 @maanavchaawla and 2 others

White swiftie tries not to be racist challenge: 0 attempts and counting

Replying to @juansinmeido and @mazzypopstar

Me scrolling through Instagram filters in 2013 trying to decide which one brings out my eyes more

Replying to @ThomasBland99 and @ma1ybe

If you think this is just about cookies you're not ready for a serious relationship

Replying to @Br4dUppercrust @eyelidcloser and 2 others

Fast food pizza in Canada: walk in and order a large pizza with a few toppings. Pay $30+ per pie. Go online. Find a coupon for 2 large pizzas and wings for $35 It's almost like a tax on people who don't search deals online

Replying to @FishFish160801

They are projecting their own desires out of insecurity

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