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As I gear up for my new @netflix special taping next week, here is a clip from my last special over 10 years ago.
“GRADE 1 PRESENTATIONS”
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Gerry Dee
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Gerry Dee
@gerrydee
Stand up special “Funny You Should Say That” is now worldwide ONLY on @netflixisajoke. “Mr.D”. Host of @familyfeudca. “Templeton” on @FOXtv.
- Not all kids who play hockey are boys. Not all kids who play hockey are white. Not all kids who play hockey are bullies. Not all kids who play hockey are rich. Just want to make sure everyone knows this.
- I’m staying in Toronto.
- When we all received that amber alert last night, a little girl, in the care of her father, was about to be murdered. By her father. On her birthday. I can’t grasp this. Some of you lost some sleep because of the sound of the alert. But, you woke up. Unlike her. RIP Riya 🙏
- Carey Price is a future Hall of Fame goaltender. There are lots of amazing moments in his career and I’m sure there are more to come. But when I think of him, I always think of this moment he had with a young fan who had just lost his mother. Be well, Carey.
00:00 - Hey @AirCanada, I’m sitting on flight 1677 from Orlando to Toronto and one of your flight attendants (named Nick) literally held an older man (who was a bit confused) by the hand and walked him to his seat. It was very sweet and you should know.
- YES!! Please hurry!! These igloos are freezing and our nearest neighbour is 4 kilom-sorry, 2.48 miles away. We are lonely and bored and could use some razzle-dazzle. Thanks.Many Canadians are giddy at the prospect that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle could be moving to Canada, injecting some razzle dazzle to the sprawling, bone-chillingly cold country. nyti.ms/309RJhP
- TEACHERS, DM me a ZOOM link and a time TODAY & TOMORROW you have a remote class happening & I will jump on and chat to your students. Gives you a little break! Will get to as many as I can. I won't tell you ahead of time so just let me in if you see me waiting. DM's open!
- I hope @MapleLeafs fans go nuts on Saturday when Tavares steps on the ice. When he touches the puck. When he scores. Because we owe it to him. Let’s remind him that he made a great decision to play here. Spread the word!! We got your back JT. #LeafsNation
- GOLFERS: After you hit the green, your first order of business is to look and see if you made a ball mark. If you did, you fix it. If you didn’t, look for another ball mark and fix it for the idiot who didn’t. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
- Put schools in malls. Problem solved.
- Shout to all the teachers heading back to school next week. It won’t be easy. Please look after yourselves. And thank you!
