One of my dearest and best friends who is also my neighbor asked if he could get my spare keys to let my dog out while I was at work today and I just got home….
reef jerky
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- People who work at bars be like “come visit me today”
what modern day thing do you think would kill a victorian era child? I think a single sip of 4loko would wipe them out- Replying to @georgeskraitWhen I say this is my best fuckin friend I’m tellin you this mf knows my favorite cake and my shirt size 😭
- How she looks at me when I explain why Shane Gillis hosting snl is the funniest thing to happen in 2024
- Got a permit for that stand you little fuckin dumbass???
- Damn now I gotta dip an Italian beef in the chicago riverWent to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
00:00 - The Italian girl who took my order was so hot my voice cracked lmao
- My grown man ass happy crying bc my homie did something nice for me is on the front page of Reddit lmfao
- Also, shit you not, I parallel parked in front of a dude who was getting in his car to leave and after I parked and got out he goes “you know what the hell you’re doin don’t ya?” YES I DO MF lmao
- Ive had it with astrology twitter today and it’s not even 10am that’s a MF CAT! STFU!
