Gelbfur
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Gelbfur
@gelbfur
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
Joined June 2019
- Replying to @SouthpauzArt“Democracy is dead when my side is not allowed to count mystery mail ballots for weeks after Election Day.”
- Replying to @elonmuskI had to sell my wife on the dark web because I lost so much money in Doge 😭😭😭😭
- Replying to @greentexts_bot“As a non-American.” Just stop right there and get back in your Climate Change pod. Your carbon allowance has been maxed out for the month for 4 minutes of internet
- Replying to @karayloThe US government spent 70 years and quadrillion dollars to make this illegal
- Replying to @TKsMantisThe smartest redditor coming to the conclusion 15 years later that Fallout: New Vegas takes place in the nuclear ruins of Las Vegas, Nevada
GIF - Replying to @LocalBateman“The uncanny valley’s existing is an evolutionary response to avoid dead bodies that spread disease.” “The uncanny valley’s existence is an evolutionary response to skinwalkers and demons.”
- Amazing how media that actually respects (without being obsequious) latinx culture has become a lost art
- “Nothing can save you forever. But a lot of things can save you today.” Goodbye Possum Springs. See you in October 2025 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
- Feline furries watching dog furries get legit hot and bothered about being called a good boy/girl
- Replying to @CoinersTakingLsNo bro it’s not a Ponzi scheme it’s a business venture that you buy into and it produces nothing but the value comes from people who buy in later so you can sell
- Replying to @AtheistTakes“Oh yeah chud? How come the Bible has names like John and Matthew? Shall I go ahead and schedule your vasectomy so you can live in the pod and eat bugs?” -very smart atheist
