George Shea
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They say competitive eating is the battleground upon which God and Lucifer wage war for men's souls...
@eatingcontest
- He has broken reality, and all of time pours down around us now at once, simultaneous and endless, erasing cause and effect and opening all possibilities before us.
00:00- Breaking: Nathan’s Hot-Dog Contest to Take Place...one of the few local Fourth of July traditions to go on during pandemic --
- Cue cards are done. Five days until July 4, 2025, Nathan’s Famous, 1310 Surf Avenue, Coney Island, Brooklyn.
- American superstars: @originalnathans champs @joeyjaws and @OMGitsMIKI with US National Team's @yedlinny.
- It’s go time, it’s “go time” time. Joey chestnut goes for his 16th win tomorrow at Nathan’s. Intro cue card:
- Undisclosed location for July 4 contest. Warehouse space transformed into a studio.
- The rock on which he stands is not a rock. It is the United States of America. @joeyjaws
- With the champ, @joeyjaws in the undisclosed location for @originalnathans 2020 contest to honor tradition, essential workers and food banks.
- There will be a day that is the end. The collapse of time and all that stood within it….
- Joey Chestnut cue card. Look at him, ye mighty, and despair. He has surpassed the kings of Babylon.












