Dude from el salvador was such a chad
He gets elected and he’s just like “k we’re gonna slaughter all the criminals and buy bitcoin lmao”
The madman actually did it
Don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking trump wasn’t meant to get assassinated with 99.99% probability.
A literal miracle occurred. We are living in the greatest timeline. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking fed.
I can’t fathom there being no bail out. This can’t be real.
You can’t just lose 8 billion dollars of everyone’s money and declare bankruptcy. That’s fucking absurd.
This place is going to get extremely dark. Way too many people’s lives have been irreparably ruined.
🚨 NEW: The trader who made $190M shorting crypto before Trump's tariff announcement also bet $56K on Polymarket that CZ would be pardoned in 2025.
What do they know? 👀