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London, England
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Mar 8
    hey folks, I've been very busy for the past year or so & haven't had time to seek new fitness clients... which means we are now in a position of needing to find new fitness clients! so I am going to have to do some shameless plugging for our services.
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    GAINS offers world-class online fitness coaching with experienced professional coaches.
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Nov 6, 2023
    The anti-podcast gun
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    2DArray
    @2DArray
    Apr 29, 2021
    when you need to shoot exactly four evenly-spaced dudes
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Jul 20, 2018
    your girlfriend is a witch and you don't deserve her
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    relationships.bsky.social
    @redditships
    Jul 20, 2018
    My [24M] Girlfriend [23F] has the weirdest hobbies in existence, and they make me kinda uncomfortable.
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Jul 15, 2022
    Looking for 59 homies to chip in 1000£ each so that we can do the plot of metal gear solid V
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Mar 30, 2020
    fire house has been building up to this perfect moment
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Oct 6, 2023
    I think the funniest thing about all these attempts to own this guy is that you take one look at him and you know this guy is absolutely having an insane amount of sex
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    TheBlaze
    @theblaze
    Oct 5, 2023
    This is a Communications Director for the US department of the Interior:
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Sep 1, 2019
    Urinal has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Dec 26, 2023
    Making coffee in the thing that killed Shinzo Abe
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    chris person
    @Papapishu
    Dec 25, 2023
    Greetings friend. You seem weary. Sit down and let me get you a cup of coffee, made in the most normal method I know.
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Aug 21, 2018
    what... what happened in Alberta
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Dec 20, 2022
    in the year 2025 the hottest new genre of music is called "columbocore". a heavily distorted sample of columbo saying "just one more thing" plays, followed by the sickest beat drop you've ever heard. the crowd goes wild
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Jun 16, 2023
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Apr 19, 2022
    Incredible
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Oct 6, 2023
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    regardless of whatever his sexual orientation is, this man is drowning in it
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    gains
    @gains_tweets
    Nov 27, 2018
    Joined a Facebook group about terrible typography/word order design choices and it’s easily the best thing that’s happened to me this year aside from my wedding