Yaani that CS who called me a terrorist on Citizen TV has been fired for real? Mungu bariki wengine sasa.
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Gabriel Oguda
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Gabriel Oguda
@gabrieloguda
'This is home; if it takes 20 years, we will wait.'
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2013
- Those Subaru guys thought they had my phone in their custody only to see my scheduled tweets coming in thick and fast. Bwana they sent another platoon to Kajiado Police Station at breakneck speed thinking I had broken from jail. Bwana you should've seen the panic in their faces.
- Guys. Cops are at my gate.
- Gen Zs have said they will also host their parallel X Space session at the same time Ruto will be speaking to his children tomorrow. This is the violence I signed up for.
- For those asking. The guru behind the restoration of my X account is @suprimoheywood kijana wa nguvu sana. He will also go to heaven straight.
- At a time like this, last week, there's a Gen Z who was dumped into our cell and the first thing he told us was that they finally managed to Occupy Parliament. Bwana I hugged him so tightly I almost died with joy. Bwana Ng'ash if you're reading this, get in touch bro.
- The Bible says that when you see Persons With Disability braving police brutality to come out and cry for their country, know that you're living in the end times.
- You guys want me to walk naked for real, or you just want to see something?
- Class, what is happening to the pressure?
- Nyahururu people are asking for Ruto to stop hiding inside the church and come out to address them if he's man enough. They will not believe. They will not believe.
00:00 - But that Ford Ranger Double Cab is so comfy, you guys. As we were flying to Kajiado, Nyashinki's Naogopa Mungu Pekee came on the stereo. Bwana I started singing along only to stop when the co-driver asked me if I was sure. NRG Radio you guys are bad people.
- Gen Z's in Eldoret have struck first. They will not believe.
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