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@fxyzul
28
London, England
Joined December 2012
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    Just checked my student loan balance and itโ€™s 53,000 GBP. Iโ€™ve been paying every month for 5 years When I came out of uni it was 54,000 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Replying to @fxyzul
    My fat English teacher saying go to uni you wonโ€™t even feel it, Iโ€™m FEELING IT fatty
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    please delete I can't lose her again
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    tell me why I was in an Asian store and instead of saying it cost ยฃ4.50, man was telling me it costs half past four????
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    Eid MMMMMMMubarak ๐Ÿ˜…
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    Oh my days ice cream man said 99p flake is now ยฃ5 LOL
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    twitter is just full of lonely ppl that are accused of having loads of people in their dms, when in reality we're all really talking to no one
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    My whole TL is flooded with people asking for duas/prayers for their loved ones who have just tested positive with COVID, been admitted into ICU or have sadly passed away. Here are some duas you can read Right hand on area of pain-
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    "imma munch so I'll let uno" is my new response to everything
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    Replying to @__Fxhim
    Iโ€™m seeing 7% on my statement cba
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    your MCM tweets "best thing about living in a Muslim country is hearing the adhaan๐Ÿ˜" but fake sleeps when his mum is trying to wake him up for fajr
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    when youโ€™re hungry, is there a meal any better than this, be honest? (Only thing missing was green lemon)
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    Iโ€™m shaking rn, I feel like a piece of meat, all I wanted was to go mosque
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    funny how it says "gora" before opening up the pic lmao