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keith lyle
@funnykeithlyle
Stand up comic & Actor. I was in The Hangover. 25 year casino dealer. Producer @PunchlinesFN
Las Vegas
funnykeithlyle.com
Born September 23
Joined February 2009
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    keith lyle
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    Aug 12, 2025
    Shout out to @KWhiteyVegas & Kenny White Sports. Thanks to the info he sends me daily, I’ve DOUBLED my winning bets. Beat the bookies this #NFL season. Link to what I use: kennywhitesports.com/register/5 *he’s not paying me for this. I’m so happy with his service, I feel like sharing
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    keith lyle
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    Jan 18, 2023
    Replying to @yashar
    That’s a woman that has spent more time pregnant than not pregnant
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    keith lyle
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    Dec 29, 2022
    Replying to @barstoolsports
    This is why back of the head shoot are illegal in MMA
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    keith lyle
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    Feb 9, 2023
    Replying to @Acyn
    You represent “lunatic” American people. You don’t speak for the rest of us. Shut your bullshit hole
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    keith lyle
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    Aug 14, 2020
    "We can't let Kamala Harris beat our meat".
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    keith lyle
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    Sep 13, 2020
    Replying to @RexChapman
    The most exercise they’ve had since brushing their tooth last week.
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    keith lyle
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    Feb 9, 2023
    Something it going on with the @Twitter algorithm. In my timeline, I’m getting EVERY tweet of MTG, Boebert & Gym Jordan; none of whom I follow. But I see NONE of @RexChapman ‘s, whom I’ve been following & interacting with for YEARS. @elonmusk ‘a agenda is pretty clear.
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    keith lyle
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    Nov 6, 2020
    Here are the protests in the street that Trump warned you about if Biden wins. #Election2020
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    keith lyle
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    Mar 19, 2023
    Replying to @elonmusk
    One has nothing to do with the other. Nobody is above the law. Also, Mr Trump is innocent until proven guilty. So many are so upset over the arrest leads me to believe that they already know that he is guilty. Let’s have a trial with a jury of his peers & we’ll see
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    keith lyle
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    Jul 8, 2022
    Replying to @RexChapman
    Until the church starts paying taxes, we shouldn’t consider them in any policy ideas.
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    keith lyle
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    Sep 2, 2023
    Things went to hail at a Dotty’s here in #LasVegas today. @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas
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    keith lyle
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    Jul 15, 2018
    This is absolutely HYSTERICAL from #WhoIsAmerica . This show made me happy to pay my cable bill for the 1st time in 30 plus years.
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    keith lyle
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    Jul 21, 2020
    I Found this brand new KPOP Star! plz listen #count1,2 You can hear the clear voice of @too_offcl members, Funky piano and guitar session. If you're interested in, Join the #RunningTOOgether challenge at TIKTOK!
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    keith lyle
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    Jan 1, 2021
    YESSSS!!!!!