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Funmi Oyatogun
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Funmi Oyatogun
@funmioyatogun
Executor of excellent events, experiences and games around the world. Also, your favorite explorer 🌍
Joined January 2022
- Twenty eight years later, we recreated our childhood photo. 1997 -> 2025.
- One Nigerianism I love is ‘customer.’ It refers to the buyer, the seller, or anyone in the trade relationship, as long as there’s a loyal relationship.My goat meat customer called me this morning dey pray for me, dey hail me say his wife don born twin girls because he like my own… I had no option that to buy more meat 😅🤣🫠
- Uzo said that she’s selling off her new and barely used clothes for 5,000 Naira and giving the proceeds to charity. I immediately understood that this way, the people who really want each item can get it at a huge discount and then cash can go to charities doing good work. People
- God gave me my siblings as an assurance that I will never be alone in this world. Warmth for the winter and cover for the cold 💗
- This is my favorite thing about the Bible. Here’s an instruction, here’s a cautionary tale, here’s humanity at play, here’s divinity at work. Here is a hero, who stutters. Here is an obedient man who was impatient with God. Here’s a man after God’s heart, who was a chronic…I love the Bible for how it doesn’t hide the flaws of its heroes. You think ah, I am going to love this guy, next thing a huge flaw is in the open. This is why I love the Bible. It tells you as it is. If not why is Jesus crying on the cross, and nobody thought to censor it? 😭
- Yes. A simple way to start is to have a checklist or an outline for everything. Before you write an email or make a presentation, scribble out the list of things to cover - spelling, layout, content and tone. Before you clean your house, scribble a list of what to do - wipeCan attention to details be taught?
- I’m sitting on a plane over the Atlantic Ocean, suppressing tears so my husband doesn’t wake up. My heart is content and my joy is full. Dozens of family and friends flew into Nigeria to celebrate our traditional wedding with us and hundreds of our favorite people showed up to
- Uzo’s crime is thriving loud and proud. And trying to constantly do nice things for her people.
- If you get a life-changing opportunity and it requires you to fly Royal Air Maroc, just defer the dream. You can be great in your next life.
- If you live in Lagos and you follow me, or you see this, please could you reply or simply like this tweet? I’ll DM you.
- She’s so right. Have a deck ready. Have invoices from all potential vendors and a full budget. Know the numbers. You can’t say you’re looking for money and you don’t have a budget. Have a website that says ‘coming soon’ that partners can look at. Please, let opportunity meet you
- Because it is my only life, I must be ruthless with my joys. Because it is my first life, I must be gracious to my flaws.
