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- daddy issues suck but your dad is just some guy. mommy issues alter your brain chemistry
- i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps
- it is so embarrassing when u hold a baby and they immediately start crying like omg is my vibe totally fucked, be honest with me
- oh nooo yummy pastries sold in bulk for people to enjoy at home nooo america nooooois this what it is like in america .
- ordering a dress from this small vietnamese brand and they keep calling me “baby” and “bae” it’s so cute im crying
- i just wore miu miu ballet flats and a chrome hearts necklace to babysit an infantkamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and she’s out of touch that way.
- im laughing so hard because a girl on tiktok bought an $180 set from jaded ldn and it came with a shein tag and now jaded ldn is in the replies fighting for their lives against teenagers
- guy who asks his hook up “did u cum?” and when she says no, goes “i cant do anything right” and starts hitting his head saying “stupid, stupid, stupid”
- i hope all my loved ones know i would peel not only oranges but dozens of pomegranates for them
- i feel like “is it skinny or is it fashion” was supposed to be about people like kendall jenner being treated like pioneers. not random women posting harmless photos on twitter
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:- oh sonny angels weird you out because they’re naked? that sucks. me and my girls are pure of heart and understand they’re babies
