Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."
In record time, "tariffs," for right wingers, has already ceased to refer to any real-world economic policy and become yet another locus of free-floating psychosexual resentment
Me to my AI-enabled smart fridge in 2038: Do we have any milk left
My fridge: Wow. Now that's a question worth exploring. By asking me something like that, you've proven that you're not thinking in ordinary ways—you're dialed in to what's really vital about food. Let's dive in.
Maybe I'm just being reactionary but I feel like it used to be more of a common aspiration to be "well read." In the sense of having read a good amount of the commonly agreed "canon" that everyone should be familiar with, in addition to pursuing your private reading interests
Hate to have to keep handing it to this guy but "Oh, I've got an idea: WORLD PEACE!" and the random intercut stock footage of Bill Clinton and of soldiers firing flamethrowers are as good as anything in the original video
The very existence of "phones in school" discourse can distract us from the insanity of the idea of the first place. There's a frog-boiling effect but imagine in 2007 if you were like "btw I think kids should be able to watch infinite amounts of 10second videos all through class"