everyones always saying listen to yr body but what if yr body is telling you to make no art, to be annoying, & to masturbate 15 times in one day
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@formermissNJ
Fence, Southwest Review, Joyland, Post Road, etc. / PhD candidate @USC_CWPhD / free monthly newsletter sign up thru website / follow on IG, more active there ๐
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- just ordered coconut cream pie, black coffee, & a side of bacon for lunch & my friend said it was "giving death row"
- for sale: sex rope, never used
- my closest friend in the mfa program (a 23 y/o who ate an entire sheet of acid over the summer & is writing a novel about a communist bicycle from tokyo) came to karaoke with me last night & heard Goodbye Earl for the first time then started crying from the "powerful feminism"
- Replying to @formermissNJ(she was on acid at karaoke too) i love her
- when american apparel went under my then-roommate made an instagram post saying that a full box of clothes was $50 so i went there & filled up two boxes & when i got to the register she pretended to ring me up & said "venmo me $100 & don't look suspicious"
- things David Foster Wallace predicted in Infinite Jest: grocery delivery, instagram filters, avatars designed to look like their users, Trump wishing to annex canada.... and i'm only 1/3 of the way in
- Replying to @formermissNJanyway i'm rly looking forward to when their stuff is sought after vintage like jnco bc i have so much of it i'll make bank
- fun ways to use the phrase "raw doggin" without referring to condomless sex: -eating a salad without dressing -drinking a coffee without milk or sugar -eating an uncooked hotdog -cleaning the bathroom without wearing gloves -going outside without a jacket
- 12 y/o me looking at google image results for "boobs"
- Replying to @rachelkitchit was easily the best bacon & best coconut cream pie i have ever had,,.. standard dinerfare coffee tho
- Replying to @formermissNJalso this is the asshole who got so angry at me for having ONE SLICE of her cookie cake that had been hardly touched in the fridge for DAYS when i was desperately stoned & out of food... i bought her a whole new cake after & she didnt even have a bite...
