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Matt Ford
@fordm
Law, democracy, and the courts, @newrepublic. Occasional @49ers and @Dodgers tweets. Nothing unreal exists. [email protected]
NV → DC
Joined March 2009
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    We got a belated Christmas gift this year. Welcome to the world, Samuel!
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    I guess you would’ve had to be there.
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    The 49ers’ healthiest receiver right now was shot in the chest two months ago.
    The illness that sidelined Deebo Samuel yesterday is pneumonia. He's in the hospital
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    Love reading the “that’s what you get for not complying with police” replies here from folks who thought the COVID-19 stay-at-home orders were tyranny.
    BREAKING: Police shoot non-lethal rounds at people as they stand on their porch in Minneapolis x.com/tkerssen/statu…
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    Maybe we shouldn’t give $100 billion in weapons to people who think we’re this stupid.
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    2008: Twitter is a fun microblogging service you can use to keep track of Ashton Kutcher 2018: Twitter is the president's preferred tool for witness tampering in a federal criminal investigation
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    This tweet was more effective for me than 1,000 Dr. Fauci interviews.
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    The 10-year-old kid who caught Freeman’s walk-off grand-slam ball didn’t know he was going to the game until he got to Dodgers Stadium. His parents told him he was going to the dentist.
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    Sherwin-Williams found out it employed one of the few millennials who was truly passionate about their job and fired him for it.
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    The transition for babies from “screaming potato” to “tiny dude” is incredible. There’s a third sentient being in my house now.
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    Pretty cool how we can’t eat indoors at food places right now, but years of anti-homeless urban design mean there’s almost nowhere comfortable to eat outdoors either.
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    Only 89 percent coverage of the son at totality here in D.C.
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    Just drove through a small North Carolina town where three motels had “we back the blue” on their signs and a fourth motel literally said “ACAB”
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    The U.S. Army detonates a massive swastika at the Nuremberg rally grounds, 1945.
    GIF