the one on the girl reading this
joy-con eater
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she/her | DC
Joined December 2020
- and a freaky one too look at that huge hickey good for herjupiter is a lesbian
- it’s not a bush when guys have it. it’s some other evil thing that i don’t even wanna think about
- aren’t they supposed to be celibatefirst pope to have likely touched The Bean
- every american president
- like. all at once…?
- steve leaving blues clues was the gen z equivalent of steve leaving blues clues. how young do you think we areDude, this is like the Gen Z equivalent of Steve leaving Blues Clues and Joe taking over…
- LET ME OFF THIS IS MY STOP
- she must be coffee the way i’m grinding her bean (?)
- hey! i saw your joke tweet and immediately interpreted it as serious. do you mind if i get mad at you for my own misunderstanding? thanks!
- it is illegal to become a citizen of the US if you have ever been a member of a communist partyHave you ever noticed how much easier it is to be a communist in a capitalist country than a capitalist in a communist country? 🤔
- at this point it’s literally impossible that the massive amount of fentanyl lacing happening isn’t either the direct work of cops or happening with the express (or passive) approval of law enforcementFirst confirmed report that we've seen of fentanyl in counterfeit Adderall. Confirmed via lab testing. Submitted from southern California. drugsdata.org/view.php?id=11… #testit
- his heart has never been in the transphobia. that one moment in the campaign where he looked shocked at the level of applause it got and was like “wow you freaks really love that shit huh” was pretty indicative lolI'm not saying this happened but this is Trump's response to a question about "trans terrorism" in his most recent interview
- ai has convinced me that there are millions of people out there who functionally just do not have a working brain. their motor functions are on autopilot but they lack intelligence in the same way a bacterium does














