i hope this check was fat because what the fuck
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so dan and phil…how big of a check did yall get for those dating app sponsored videos, like was it worth it or?
💫viv🧸
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💫viv🧸
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↳ *normally unnormal about dan and phil* ༉‧₊˚✧
- “they were boyfriends here” NAH because they were boyfriends hereeeeee 😭😭😭
- can't believe his branding changed from mr. doom-n-gloom to loverboy 5000 in a few short yearsguess who he's looking at
- the man in question:
i like my men like i like my gin and tonic: bitter, deceptively intoxicating, and coming out my nose if i swallow wrong - seeing all of those evil ass men they’re above just cemented how fucking important their queer voices are right nowstudio71us instagram story:
00:00 - phan being real is throwing me off a bit because why do we all have merch of some random ass couple suddenly
- when i was 12 i begged my grandma to bring back maltesers from her trip to england bc dan hyped them up so bad but they melted together in a huge rock solid mass but i was still determined to taste them and i chipped a tooth immediately and had a panic attack fuck you dan howell
- since phan is real, dan has officially got dishonorably discharged from the idgaf war, like stand up man jfc
- never let anyone belittle your expectationshow i look like still believing in a danandphilgames revival, dystopia daily with louise, dan and phil world tour 3, and a new joint video in the next few months
- phan is real, yes, but knowing dan and phil feel safe enough to actually talk about their relationship? wow
- im the way that i am because i spent my youth looking at shit like this and believing it more than christians believe in jesus
