the final answer to “what are italians” is apparently “middle eastern”
nika
19.2K posts
part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.
Joined November 2020
- actually cannot wrap my head around what’s wrong with sydney sweeney in those pictures… are you talking about her hair? what are you talking about??
- the difference is they were using hinge in new york city and you are using hinge in austin, texas
- this is who i am in my heart of hearts. this is who you’re being mean to.
00:00 - convinced i could meet any random bear in the woods and have this exact same dynamic
- Replying to @firstdilfI understand the men shitting on her have never had a romantic partner but like. do you not have a mother? a sister? have you ever even seen a woman in real life before?
- morning affirmations: - I am employable - my swag is ineffable - I will find $100 cash on the ground - my tummy will not hurt today
- what if we were all normal for a day? how about september 4th











