Replying to @TuckerOriginals and @foxnation
Hey clown, your whole documentary is wrong. I see you only used my Rogan clip because I said no to your producers. This take is stupid.
Nimesh Patel
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Nimesh Patel
@findingnimesh
eating up and getting loose.
- This is nonsense. Comedy is thriving. There was a reason I didn’t do @TuckerCarlson back 2018 - no one here is a martyr for comedy. Everyone featured in this trailer is selling out theaters and making $$$, myself included. Stop this fake victim BS.
00:00 - Dear Jesus, you could feed a lot of people with the $20m you just spent on Super Bowl commercials.
- The best part about going to an acclaimed Indian restaurant with your parents is your mom saying "I could make this" and then a few weeks later she does.
- An Indian man is now Prime Minister of the country that colonized India. He'll either pull it out of ruin which the whites couldn't or his Prada loafer wearing ass will destroy the economy and steal the jewels. Win win baby.
- Indian weddings: Two days of religious events followed by 8 hours of the unholiest amount of drinking. Even the priest prays to Johnnie Walker.
- NYU students got that difficult organic chemistry professor fired. Back in my day we just took the C, dropped pre-med, and pursued standup comedy. Soft ass kids these days.
- What’s your mantra? Mine is: fuck Tucker Carlson. I wake up and I think how can I behave today that would bother that bloated bow-tie wearing herb. Then I do that.
- The last time I was in Austin I did shrooms with some strippers. One of them asked me to mentor her as she wanted to do comedy. That stripper is now George Santos.
- Democratic Party gonna blame everyone but themselves.
- Wild shit about getting vaccinated - I walked in and said I'm Nimesh Patel and right away they were like: healthcare worker? Right this way Dr. Patel. Racism is great.
- .@TuckerCarlson is a loser. Whining about cancel culture while making millions spewing loosely veiled propaganda. Get off your own dick Tucker00:00
- I bet a lot more Asians would go to therapy if therapists were rebranded as emotions tutors.
