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Dee
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Dee
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john stamos won't return my emails
- overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma' :')
- My gym has new clothing policies and I’m not exactly sure what it’s based on
- Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)
- Working with seniors confirms how common chosen names are. Old blokes are like Hi I’m Jack and I can’t find their record so after quite some time they say Well it’s Robert. But I go by Jack. Because my middle name is John. Whatever queen live your truth
- Cars should have a second, friendlier horn to say thank you, or if you want to let people know you drove past a cool animal
- Can we stop calling sexual assault a ‘sex scandal’? Like if a person stabs someone it’s not a ‘knife debacle’
- Watching a movie and loudly saying ‘couldn’t do that now. because of covid’ every ten seconds
- Oh what so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming
- hot girl summer is over, make way for crab boy winter. scuttle about sideways. wave that one terrible big claw around. disgusting
- Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular
- It’s so funny when dogs are visibly tired. Big night was it mate
- Whole generation of little freaks who’d take a digital camera to parties, get shitfaced and then calmly upload 100 photos to Facebook with individual captions like ‘g00d TimeZ’
