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Telling couples who can’t conceive to just build a bear
Tiffany
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Tiffany
@fifthtimecharm
Award losing
From my inbox: a proposal to protect schools from shooters by installing a sprinkler system that sprays olive oil, so an attacker would fall and not be able to get to the classrooms. Not one I've heard before.- Replying to @fifthtimecharm3 different people have QTed this with “dudes rock”
- At least once a day I can hear my boyfriend watching the ok boomer girl video from the other room where he “works from home”
- Men love referring to one of their male friends as “a buddy of mine” when telling a story
- Replying to @madison_taytI JUST did a deep dive on that person’s account yesterday after this response to someone venting about their medical condition. Supposedly “detective wiggles” is deathly allergic to fabric softener
