yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~
Rachel
9,437 posts
Rachel
@femaleredhead
beep boop | she/her
- girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah
- motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
- oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
- my plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex
- Men will never understand what it feels like to be 16/17 and have an older man pursue you. Your brain is not even fully developed and you are easily manipulated into thinking that the attention you are receiving is appropriate. Stop blaming children for the behavior of adults
- in the unreleased third movie, mike wazowski opens up a tattoo parlor called monster’s ink
- sorry i’m late there was this fucking cargo ship
- a dating app for people who have been vaccinated called Syringe
- i am an old man and twitter is my porch
- sorry i unpacked all my trauma do you still want to kiss
- i love that girls can comment “are you FUCKING kidding me with this SHIT??” on each other’s photos and we know that’s a compliment
