Hangman is a lovely childhood game where you slowly draw a man killing himself if another kid can’t read your mind.
IM EXHAUSTING! U.K. TOUR from October 2024 🇬🇧 Time Bandits, out on Apple TV now.
- my friend died today. she was great. not much else to say. I’m just by myself in New Zealand and I wanted to tell somebody.
- Serena Williams: i’ll be the best in a catsuit. Tennis: no Serena: A tutu it is. #🐐
- Okay the @Louis_Tomlinson stans are actually adorable and welcoming and please keep calling me bestie; my little heart is breaking from your sweetness. #LouisTomlinson
- Haven’t had a drink for 12yrs today. If anyone’s thinking about having their last (because they wake up after feeling sad/scared, or can’t predict their behaviour when/how much they drink) it’s possible to get through Christmas without it. Sending you strength and surrender ✌🏼
- If you’re in the U.K. and you see someone begging tonight, if you have it to give, give it to them. It’s 3 degrees in London and it can keep them warm tonight…with booze or drugs or a bed. Don’t judge them. Life is hard and winter is long x
- I’ve lived in the U.K. for 7yrs & it still surprises me how much they hate poor people. Even people that were poor, but arent any more, can hate the poor here. It’s gobsmacking. The people doing themselves in knots to justify why kids shouldn’t get free meals. Little kids. fml
- An out of the blue earnest tweet: Many of @Louis_Tomlinson 's male singers throughout @TheXFactor have cried, and not once has he told them not to, to hold it in, or try to make it better. He's just hugged them & let them be. May we all be like Louis to the men in our lives.
- Claudia Winkleman is to #thetraitors as Michael Caine was to The Muppet Christmas Carol. No one expected either of them to do anything but phone it in, and they both played it like the Olivier judges are in.
- I don’t know why “snowflake” is an insult. They are individual, magical, and just one of them can bring down the entire UK train network.

