As she tries to plunge her bayonet into you, she slips on the mud and stabs into IT instead.. you clumsily manage to catch her. You grip her shoulders and lift her up, her eyes closed in embarrassment.. you go for the big smooch... Critical hit! She is left devastated! +1000 XP!
Damn, French girls are cute, I wish they were real...
Well? What's it gonna be? The clock is ticking oomfs, oomfies and omfettes.. you have until I wake up. Choose wisely.
