The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.
“You can fix her” motherfucker I cannot fix myself. That shit aint happening. I need you to learn not to be a Republican on your own, it’s not that hard. Just a sliver of empathy and a couple brain cells
Wait, are you guys serious about this whole Communism thing? I was just doing it to get laid… i don’t actually have to read all those fuckin books, right?
