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the T in LGBT stands for "three stooges getting hurt for real"
roxy demento
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roxy demento
@falseroxy
roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.
south philly
Joined January 2021
- when bart simpson puts the marshmallow into his cocoa and it absorbs all the cocoa and he cuts it into slicesif you could eat one food from any animated movie, what would it be? mine is the eggs from Shrek
- caught my cat trying to drag an entire loaf of bread down to the basement to eat in private
Just watched my 5-year-old son chat with ChatGPT advanced voice mode for over 45 minutes. It started with a question about how cars were made. It explained it in a way that he could understand. He started peppering it with questions. Then he told it about his teacher, and- i am so stoned that i just thought about david guetta and quickly looked over my shoulder to make sure he wasn't behind me
- being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other
- i slept with a terrible guy in my 30s who said he was a 'dom' and he kept ordering me to come? like, 'roxy... come' and nothing happened because i'm not fuckin siri
- i don't mean to be rude but this sounds exactly like something they can solve themselves by hugging each other and making friends with each other and stuff?I heard something on a podcast that shifted my reality: Some men go months without being hugged. The guest said: “Men can’t solve loneliness, touch starvation, or isolation on their own. Unless everyone who’s listening to this goes out and hugs a man, no one will.” The second
- this is an advanced stoned thought, but i think if my eyes were closed and kermit the frog walked into a room i'd be able to pick up on his energy and just know he was there.
- i recently read that tina fey's husband is the only man she's ever had sex with, which makes all her jokes about how bad sex is and how much she hates it even more depressing.
- i have access to ketchup so it's fine
- Replying to @facetedcarapacebrutal when you're trying to give a presentation as a woman and all the men on your team are desperately fucking their gump
- if you're in your 20s you should get low as much as possible. drop it constantly. i'm saying CROUCH. enjoy knees while you can
- are you not like... completely humiliated to be talking like this as an adult.zohran’s wife reminds me of the they/them girl my high school love dated immediately after he dumped me. those girls are the brown diaspora version of like, clairo. cute and unassuming. they hog up the only 3 cute guys who listen to the smiths and read books in your inner city
