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- "A poor man knows he is poor, a poor woman just thinks she is with the wrong man."
- Since we're talking about mundane things we find endearing. I absolutely love it when your woman's walking a few steps behind you and you stretch your hand back, and she does that little run to grab it. I couldn't find a term for it, so I dubbed it the Mjolnir call.Having a boyfriend means having someone you can tell the most useless details about your day to. It’s not like I expect him to do anything about the fact that the Uber driver is driving slow but babe, just listen…..proceeds to yap
- This, and using brakes. You either open the car while it's speeding and put your leg on the floor to stop it, or you ram it into a brick wall like a real man.Men wearing seatbelts is lowkey icky
- Continue picking nyansh over face 🫵🏾Congratulations to me ☺️. I'm now a dad 🎉🎉🥺🔑
- Nah, even in disinterest I can appreciate artThe final stage of moving on is def finding the person unattractive
- "Light nigga, dark nigga, faux nigga, real nigga. Rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga. Still nigga, still nigga."“I think she has appointed herself saviour of the western civilization. It’s a desperate search for relevance.” ~ Keir Starmer mocks Kemi Badenoch.
- Every bottle of alcohol you drink is one less bottle a child can't access.Please cut down on alcohol intake.
- The worst kind of person you could end up with is an inconsiderate one. Largely because consideration by itself is an amalgam of several other virtues. A lack of it usually signals a deficiency in the others.My coworker left her husband of 3 years because usually she does laundry and cooking but one time she was sick, he only washed his own clothes & made dinner only for himself & said "I'm sorry I just can't, I'm tired"..people really show you in small ways that they don't like you
- You're supposed to order them?? Why the hell do some YouTubers acted all surprised when they're showing their plaques off?I never ordered any of my YouTube plaques because I just didn’t care about it so my team surprised me with the 1 Million plaque 🥹🥹🥹
00:00 - Lori Harvey- probably doesn't settle for less Future- toxic irresponsible man whore
00:00Lori probably just doesn’t settle for less. You mess up and she leaves you 😭
















