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Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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Writer. Feminist. Snack-enthusiast. James Beard Award-winning weirdo. Author, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (March 2024). She/Her.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Nov 18, 2022
    In case this website dies *any second now* and you want to keep in touch, you can sign up for my Super Cool Email Club™ here. It'll mostly be photos of Rand cooking, recipes I like, and my thoughts on viral Reddit threads, sent out sporadically:
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    If you want to hear from me  … I don’t know, maybe once every few weeks, or once a month, or honestly, every few months because sometimes I just get overwhelmed and distracted and tired and want to...
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    Feb 16, 2018
    "If we ban guns they will just find another way." Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.
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    May 10, 2019
    You know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them? And then if they're truly ready to be a father, they can undo them. What's that? You have problems with this? Yes, you're right, it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Mar 14, 2018
    We were on earth at the same time as Stephen Hawking. That's kind of a miraculous thing. We breathed the same air as the man who demystified the stars.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Jun 1, 2019
    The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Feb 10, 2022
    My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Apr 30, 2020
    Tamir Rice was shot in a playground for having a toy gun.
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    Anna Liz Nichols
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    Apr 30, 2020
    Police and staff aren’t engaging w/ protesters and the crowd is angry
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Aug 13, 2017
    People seemed confused about the Nazi issue so I made a handy flowchart.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Oct 8, 2018
    You made toddlers defend themselves at their own immigration hearings.
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    Steve King
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    Oct 6, 2018
    Soon, babies like this little angel will be protected in the womb by law.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Jan 12, 2021
    How can you be thrown out of a Costco for refusing to wear a mask but not Congress
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Aug 3, 2019
    Whenever I'm in a public space, I think about what would happen if a mass shooting broke out. It's a constant, low-level anxiety that follows me everywhere. I wonder if it's just me. I don't think it is.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Mar 18, 2021
    Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    Jun 29, 2018
    When you say "differing political views" do you mean "we disagree on the max building height for this neighborhood" or do you mean "we disagree on who counts as a person"
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    MCAP
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    Jun 24, 2018
    Fun fact. You can have differing political views from your friends AND STILL BE FRIENDS 😱
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    Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads
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    May 17, 2022
    Love that all these dudes are like "I won't sleep with this year's Sports Illustrated cover model" as though that was ever an option