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lys 🎴
@everrvale
homoerotic subtext enjoyer and villain apologist
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    lys 🎴
    @everrvale
    Jan 1, 2025
    — welcome!! check out my work on ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/villainp…… shoot me a question: tellonym.me/everrvale add me on goodreads: goodreads.com/villainphilia pic.x.com/tOXYCDuuMk … and on storygraph: app.thestorygraph.com/profile/villai…
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    Feb 11, 2022
    i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it’s more like… handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching’s sake.
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    Jan 4, 2022
    the five homoerotic love languages: - intimate stabbing - outright obsession - confused pining - “no one knows me like you do” - lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
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    Apr 6, 2022
    asexual pirate who still gets lured by the sirens because theyre singing a song he really likes and he may not be into sex but hes really into karaoke
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    @everrvale
    Feb 6, 2024
    yalls obsession with child sized women paired with men roughly the size of a two door fridge needs to be clinically evaluated
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    Feb 18, 2022
    “bi people in m/f relationships are still queer rep” and “creators often use bi characters in m/f relationships as a way to claim representation without having to take the risk of portraying queer relationships” are two statements that should (and do) coexist.
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    @everrvale
    Apr 11, 2022
    stop apologizing to your non pjo mutuals its actually their fault if they havent read pjo GO READ PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS THERES STILL TIME
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    @everrvale
    Oct 3, 2022
    i love you religious imagery when describing relationships i love you romantic and platonic devotion i love you comparisons of praying and touching i love you metaphors of your loved one’s body being your temple i love you blasphemous use of religious language to describe sex
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    @everrvale
    May 28, 2023
    remember when they were apart for like 4 days and acted like they were a married couple kept separated by war for 15 years
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    May 28, 2023
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    @everrvale
    May 4, 2023
    me in real life: sex can be meaningless and you can love people before you meet your partner and that doesnt make what you have with them less special in any way. me writing fanfiction: and then they fell in love at 15 and could never ever again even look at anyone else <3
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    Jun 8, 2022
    oikawa talking in spanish to practice his accent while on call with iwaizumi. iwa has no idea what he’s saying, just likes to hear his voice. iwa’s roommate, however, is latino and overhears the call and goes “dude hes been confessing his love for 20 min, arent u gonna say smth”
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    Apr 6, 2022
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    sirens: youuu can dance… youuuu can jiiive pirate: SHIT THATS MY JAM
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    lys 🎴
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    Feb 11, 2022
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    i’m in love with casual intimacy, with touching someone just to feel them close. i really wish we saw more of that in books.
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    Feb 26, 2022
    the pretty boy (derogatory) to pretty boy (sexually charged) pipeline in mlm romances