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Evan Saacks
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Evan Saacks
@evansaacks
Will fight you in defense of The Last of Us Part II, has given up defending the New Orleans Pelicans
New Orleans, LA
Born October 13
Joined October 2012
I don’t know if a single word has ever made me laugh as hard as “help”
00:00what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?- Joe Burrow has thrown more TDs in Mercedes-Benz Stadium in 2019 than Matt Ryan.
- Me watching the docking scene in InterstellarCOOP GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!
- Jayden Daniels’ teammates gave up 34 ppg to Power 5 opponents. They don’t deserve to be stitched into his jacket
- Don’t forget about Jrue’s son, Damian Lillard.
- THREAD: My Zapruder breakdown of the Chauncey Gardner-Johnson/Javon Wims beef. It begins on this play on the Bears’ first possession of the second half. After exchanging some words, CJGJ rips Wims’ mouthpiece off and it falls onto the ground.
00:00 - As excited as I am for tonight, I’m so sad LSU-USC didn’t happen last year. Imagine if we got Jayden Daniels and Caleb Williams vs Alex Grinch and Matt House defenses… it would’ve been an NBA score. It would’ve made that Mayfield-Mahomes box score look like a noon Big Ten gameWho will hold 'em and who will fold 'em? 👀 📺 No. 23 USC vs. No. 13 LSU | 7:30 ET on ABC
- That time a UCF defender talked trash to a crumpled Joe Burrow and unknowingly doomed the rest of college football.
00:24 - Stan Twitter talking about a 30-year-old: she’s basically a child, she cannot be trusted to make decisions without approval from a legal guardian Sports Twitter talking about a 30-year-old: his bones are dust and he can barely walk, get him an AARP cardactually nvm she's 30 and he's 41 it's a bit weird
