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Bruno 🧮🍉
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Bruno 🧮🍉
@euro_bruno
he/him | Eurovision results corrector guy™
- rome? lisbon? copenhagen? llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch? be specificSabrina Carpenter stuns in new selfie from Europe.
- they made this woman go through a level of duolingo in each language to not even win the televote overall ijbol
- lost national final televote by 0.8% almost couldn't bring dancers with her (pretend it wasn't an april fools joke) censored by the ebu for the last minute keffiyeh nails lowest televote score in the final in ages A BITCH STILL MADE TOP 10 THO 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹
- barely seen anyone talk about how they came to eurovision for all the funs and the lols with the shortest track from their album released back in september and still placed top 10 with the most armenian sounding entry since 2009. that's parents right there
- yeah whatever. say goodbye to any dutch artist wanting to take part anytime soon. enjoy your blood coated money while you're at it.Statement on Dutch participation in the Eurovision Song Contest. eurovision.tv/mediacentre/re…
- the ebu is so getting sued for this. there is absolutely no fucking way they would let people make up multiple serious stories over a simple wish of privacy after he came off stage without paying severe consequences for it. this is a pile of shite.
- clearly the word no has a very different meaning to this delegation in particular
- being green is hot🚨 NEW: The Green Party has called on the BBC to withdraw from Eurovision 2026 if Israel participates
- i'm going to delude myself that italian televote leak isn't real because it adds up to 100.02% and not 100% (i'm one step away from throwing myself off the window)
- GUYS. the detailed voting results in eurovision tv are out and you can figure out where the netherlands was in everyone else's jury votes. checking albania right now and a 17th is missing. will report back on the rest
- the most united europe's ever been
- "zero flexibility" when she herself had zero vocal chords to carry the song eight years ago. the jokes write themselves😱 Samra, Azerbaijan2016, has supported Eden Golan yesterday in the grand final. Moreover, she has cancelled Nutsa Buzalzade by saying: ‘Not everyone must dance. Zero flexibility. She is so stiff. We don’t see sexy queens this year.’ #Eurovision2024 #Azerbaijan
