Ray Toro *ligjting a cigarette*: “Your mom wasn’t even in America when I graduated high school, isn’t that crazy?”
Me, so hard it’s cutting circulation to my brain: “ccan yuo put that out on me”
Ooh look at me I’m Gerard Way I have the most insane face in all of history and my wife is hot and my lead guitarist is hot and his wife is hot and Billy Corgan is my dad and Liza Minelli is my mom and my childhood crush Grant Morrison (who is hot) wants me and-