Whether I have 26000 followers or 69 followers, I’m forever a JUCO bandit.
My boys fired me up so I threw my arm out and it was great.
ColbyCC Trojans forever.
JUCO bandits forever.
“I cAn HiT lIkE bOnDs ToO iF i DiD rOiDs”
Mark McGwire 62.2 WAR
Sammy Sosa 58.6 WAR
Jose Canseco 42.4 WAR
Rafael Palmero 71.9 WAR
Miguel Tejada 47.3 WAR
Manny Ramirez 69.4 WAR
Jason Giambi 50.5 WAR
Barry Bonds 162.8 WAR
Pro tip for baseball fans,
If you go watch a minor league game this year, bring a $10-$25 Chipotle gift card with you, and give it to a minor leaguer.
That player won’t forget it for a long time and he’s probably gonna hook you up with a signed ball or two as well.
It’s baseball szn.
Let’s start it off right with the greatest baseball speech of all time.
If you think this is too much 1. You are soft 2. You’ve never played baseball competitively 3. Shut up.
RIP Augie Garrido.
Baseball dads before quarantine: bench is bad for baseball
Baseball dads during quarantine: bench is bad for baseball
One of the hardest throwing pitcher ever to live on this planet rn:
After hanging up my cleats in 2016 I didn’t touch a baseball for over 2 years and completely let myself go.
Then I picked up a ball for the first time on October 11 2018 n threw 70poo.
Here’s my 14 month journey since then.
The greatest speech of all time by a baseball coach imo.
“This isn’t about some goddamn game, this is about our lives” is the type of energy that I can get behind 24/7 365 days.
RIP Goat.
Things I‘d do as MLB commissioner,
•pay minor leaguers
•hire Wendy’s twitter person as head of media n destroy all other sports media online
•players encouraged to engage more on social media
•u don’t know shit about baseball? U’ll still know who Mike Trout is mark my words
Dear ESPN,
This is not just a catcher caught a runner stealing.
This is a catcher that threw from his knees to throw runner out while popping a legit 1.85 pop time unlike them fake High School showcase pop times, then he pimped it after.
Give this man the credit he deserves.