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@esibobbie
Lazy yet ambitious.
Lagos ambitious.
Joined September 2011
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    Natasha is shaming Akpabio worldwide. When she’s done with him, when anybody types his name on Google his sexual harassment will come up first.
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    Tuchel: We just play like we have always played. Mount: But they already know our tactics. Tuchel: That’s where Guardiola comes in
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    That airport road own, I would prefer we take raw food and firewood to cook there, so even if I won comot for road for you, you gats wait make my stew fry finish.
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    I hope when the American soldiers come they beat up Wike.
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    Lmao. The greatest app ever made
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    I swear, this na the first time I dey see papa wey dey worry e pikin pass the pikin dey worry am.
    Who go give Charles Okocha's phenomenal daughter garri? 😭😂
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    Na after dem bring light dem dey off generator not when you hear sa dem go soon bring light. Don’t be silly Bashir. #EndSARS
    “Since the issues [raised by the protesters] have been accepted [by the government] the time has come for the protests to stop, government needs to have time to implement the demands of the protesters” – Senate President, @DrAhmadLawan after meeting with the President this ‘noon.
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    The woman wey dey call you baby, she fit born you?
    Why is Davido referring to Teni as lil sis when they just have a month between them?
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    If those 1million people go to government house, flog Monday and his deputy properly, they will get more development.
    If 1 million Ẹdo people donated NGN10,000 annually, we’d raise NGN10b (or $6.5m) every year for specific projects in Benin. I don’t rely on politicians to turn Benin into what we envision. They’re either too political or too religious. No interest for our historical identity.
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    I don't even understand this not contacting your partner for a few days, I have spoken to my babe everyday for more than 5yrs now. Even if we dey quarrel I go send am message without any emoji.
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    This Iyaloja general is not something you do because your Dad is the president, it’s mainly because your Dad is a thief.
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    Apparently you think he lost to Chimamanda Adichie.
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    Someone hit a car I was driving from behind and my mother came down and was shouting that there is a child inside and he needs to be careful, na later I know sa na me be the child wey she dey talk about.
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    Governor wey host event yesterday wetin e dey do before?