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Look, I’m a shitposter. I love laughing at terminally online people and making jokes about life and things I see.
Not to be taken seriously.
Eroc 🇦🇷🇸🇻
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Eroc 🇦🇷🇸🇻
@eroc3284
Disclaimer: I do not care. Full time loser 😂 DM fee: $20 decillion. Professional hater of the Pacific NorthWest
- Replying to @xHollywoodCourtHow it felt arguing with my ex fiancé, who was a astrobiologist at NASA. She held an Associates degree in English, a Bachelors in Paleontology, and a Masters in molecular biology.
- Replying to @AsiaCheriseShe told dude “Please take it down.” He said “No” and eventually blocked her. So, she turned it into a positive. Context matters.
- Replying to @RobertvrseHe said “I don’t get paid enough to deal with this.”
- Yes. It’s easier to just go with the idea of “She’s being nice and friendly…there’s no hint of romantic interest here.”
- Replying to @OccupyDemocrats"Unplanned vacation" translation "I'm being placed on paid administrative leave, while there is a federal investigation for my role in the January 6th insurrection of crimes against the federal government." Sucks to suck!
- Replying to @whoissizzleDate and her friend: "We're gonna get a free meal! Order everything, girl!" The hero we didn't know we needed: "I'd like the bill separate, please!" Date and her friend:
GIF - Replying to @4900malWould’ve been like “Yeah, it’s tough nowadays. You’ll be alright.”
GIF - Replying to @alphafoxPraised. Gary was taking the trash out 😁 another interesting part of the story was this: no one knew Gary was going to do this, not even his wife at the time. She found out like everyone else. Her response? “The least I could’ve done was given you a ride.”
