“when this is all over”... babe nothing ends anymore
Eric Schwartau
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Eric Schwartau
@ericschmerick
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- life comes at you fast
would love to see a throuple featured on house hunters and watch them joke about needing a triple vanity in the en suite - left the kitchen for a minute at my parents house and by the time I got back the lemon I was cutting was wrapped in plastic
- "this land is your land, this land is my land from Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza, straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa" 🎶
- Emily in Paris is the product of a gay man’s imagination— she has no family, no interior, no vagina. She is a paper doll with clothes affixed to her known only by the name of the city she moved to— and in three seasons the biggest change in her personality is getting bangs.
- these capitol police acting reallll defunded rn
- Joseph and Mary would have gladly taken your Dec 22-28 sublet
- now THIS is gay mainstream... the male lead doesn't even have a name
- we’re going to lose some really cute “short kings” to rising sea levels 😢
- no one: canned wine: ________ [ ] | | | 👁👁| | 👃🏼 | | 👄 | | | | | \ _______ /
