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zane bhansali
@epengu
screenwriter, esports itinerant・columbia tv writing mfa・words @washingtonpost @espn @WolfeyGlick @FalseSwipeG・former Beyond the Summit, HTC Esports, PG Stats
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    May 22, 2024
    this is a nice tidbit that's written very well in the screenplay and is completely diminished by the fact that o'connor very obviously hit this serve so far out that it landed in fucking siberia
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    em
    @filmlver
    May 21, 2024
    when we see art’s face fall to hatred here it isn’t just because patrick slept with tashi but also because he was capable of serving the correct way this entire time but he chooses not to
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Sep 17, 2024
    Replying to @Laudandus
    ok it started off so strong but I really lost it at "writing"
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Jul 19, 2021
    mango's fox has got a lot of us rethinking our entire worldviews
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Aug 17, 2024
    2019. I befriend wolfe glick. there are no worlds for 2 years 2022. my 1st worlds. wolfe names a mon after my dog. he bombs 2023. my 2nd worlds. wolfe just misses day 2 2024. I take the hint. don’t go to hawaii. wolfe undefeated day 1 he’s winning worlds. I can never go again
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Aug 17, 2024
    ok not to glaze wolfe any more but the fact that he hasn't dropped a game with the most bog-standard team you could imagine is really wild. literally the 5 highest usage mons in the format and the most popular restricted. nothing on here his opponents haven't seen before
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    May 3, 2022
    ok I believe falco wins on fd now this stock was perfection
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Nov 30, 2022
    as someone who worked for panda and then left for bts every person I worked with directly at panda had no idea. I had no idea. they all worked out of love for the community to try and lift the game up, circuit included. I can’t imagine how betrayed they feel right now
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Oct 31, 2018
    life goals: the unnamed mandarin duck that mysteriously appeared in central park and has sent every birdwatcher into a fainting spell nyti.ms/2DgoMZ1
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Feb 5, 2023
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Dec 19, 2020
    WE PUT TOGETHER A 108 HOUR LONG CHARITY EVENT IN THREE WEEKS AND WE RAISED FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Apr 8, 2025
    how do you think wheat felt while he was manually editing obama's hands to be lighter in this
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    wheat
    @GimmeDatWheat
    Apr 8, 2025
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Aug 30, 2025
    No disrespect to this guy, but watching him post from silver to master over the course of like three months is crazy. Like I remember it took me a good 2 or so years in 5 to get master. Is learning the game that dumbed down now or is ranked that inflated?
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    The Ten Thousand Man
    @slime_machine
    Aug 30, 2025
    new peak im now roughly @Brawlpro's mr
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Dec 12, 2020
    this ep of the doc has made me very uncomfortable aside from the questionable decision to include old bigoted language in the first place, it's painted in a lighthearted way; it's upsetting for everyone involved and there's no further context/commentary on the scene at large
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    zane bhansali
    @epengu
    Jun 29, 2020
    I've been thinking about what to say for an hour now. we have to accept two true things here: Sleepy was known as being one of the kindest and most helpful leaders for promoting queer voices in smash. Sleepy also groomed and abused a minor, using that status in the process.