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Eno Sarris
@enosarris
Words @TheAthleticMLB, slinger of Stuff+ @fangraphs, ERA is not predictive,🇺🇸🇯🇲🇩🇪 Rates & Barrels, FSWA HoF, AL-LABR points record, underwear model, beer
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    Eno Sarris
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    May 14
    One of my favorite🎙️ Rates & Barrels of the year. Discussed how microtones in music could port over to pitch design & tackled player-driven research on the effect of sequencing on command w/ @IamTrevorMay & @DerekVanRiper pod.fo/e/415fc2 youtube.com/c/RatesBarrels
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    Eno Sarris
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    Oct 7, 2017
    A man asked me, in front of porta potties, where the portapotties were & if he could smoke pot there. A hamburger fell out of his pocket.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Jun 21, 2025
    Timothee Chalamet’d him
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    Jun 21, 2025
    The slow-mo of Jacob Misiorowski’s FILTHY slider 😳 MLB’s No. 20 prospect delivers a 95-96 mph slider in his second start with the @Brewers. (🎥@MLB)
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    Eno Sarris
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    Jul 11, 2024
    I asked Logan Webb to tell my 12 year old how to throw his changeup.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Aug 10, 2025
    Hey kid, closer can’t find the zone you’re in against Ohtani with the bases loaded up one in the ninth
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    Eno Sarris
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    May 4, 2023
    probably about 1000 fans here in Oakland, so you can hear everything. sounds like one guy is just yelling "baseball" over and over again.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Mar 11, 2022
    Nobody wants to go first and admit they talked during the lockout
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    Eno Sarris
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    Jul 10, 2024
    Has Blake Snell ever had a good nights sleep in his life
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    Eno Sarris
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    Nov 7, 2017
    Roy Halladay, in his first postseason game, threw a no hitter. Legend. RIP.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Dec 30, 2022
    First time voter.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Jun 8, 2024
    Deep pull. Clement had 18 PA for the A’s in 2022.
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    Eno Sarris
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    Mar 22, 2023
    Final WBC Stuff+ leaders, minimum 28 pitches per appearance: 1) Shoto Imanaga 2) Yoshinobo Yamamoto 3) Jose De Leon 4) Julio Urias 5) Yu Darvish 6) Sandy Alcantara 7) Cristian Javier 8) Jose Urquidy 9) Shohei Ohtani 10) Luis Garcia 11) Roki Sasaki
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    Eno Sarris
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    Oct 5, 2022
    40 homers, 40 games missed club: Mike Trout (2022) Nelson Cruz (2019) JD Martinez (2017) Hank Aaron (1973) fin
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    Eno Sarris
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    Oct 12, 2021
    The team that beat the nerds is run by a nerd that used to run the team that lost