Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel (@emzorbit) / X

Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel

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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel

@emzorbit

My child will never hold elected office because of this account. I cuss so my kid has made a killing on the swear jar market. (she/her)

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Joined March 2012

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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Jan 19
You don’t need to be on the streets protesting. But if you know someone in your private life who is part of what is happening in Minnesota and you are not shunning them or making them really fucking uncomfortable, you are endorsing what is happening. You are the ‘good German’.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Oct 28, 2024
Two immigrants who violated our immigration laws.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Jul 23, 2024
Sweetie, I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman. I’m voting for her because she wants me to have as many rights as a man.
Melissa the Hopeful🏠Homemaker
@BiblicalBeauty
Jul 22, 2024
Dear women who plan on voting for Kamala simply because she’s a woman, Do better.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
May 19, 2020
My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor.
Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Oct 27, 2024
Musk didn’t quit school. He never started. He used Stanford as an excuse to get into the country. Then he never registered for classes. His plan was to get into the country on a student visa and then start his company. He never intended to go to school.
Guardian news
@guardiannews
Oct 26, 2024
Elon Musk worked in US illegally in 1995 after quitting school – report dlvr.it/TFm44C
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Aug 11, 2024
I don’t feel bad about the couch jokes.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
@patriottakes
Aug 10, 2024
MAGA Republicans continue their message of unity.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Jun 9, 2025
Let’s not get things twisted. The people in LA are protesting because people are being snatched by masked individuals, held in unknown conditions, and being denied due process. People protesting on January 6th were trying to overthrow our government.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Mar 2, 2025
Do. Not. Come. Here. This woman had a return ticket to Berlin for February 15th, her German passport, a visa waiver. She is in ICE detention. Her friends couldn’t find her. Because ICE is detaining her, she missed her return flight to Germany.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Oct 24, 2022
The St. Louis school that was the site of an active shooter today had: -Metal Detectors -All doors were locked -Seven security officers in the school Still, the shooter gained entry and people died.
Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Jul 25, 2024
I had four miscarriages. One was a set of twins. I couldn’t have more kids. That’s not a moral failing and it doesn’t make me less worthy of voting power in this country. J.D. Vance can go f*ck his mother’s sofa.
Patrick Rynard
@patrynard
Jul 24, 2024
JD Vance says Americans without children should “face the consequences and the reality” and not get “nearly the same voice” in democracy Vance: “Let’s give votes to all children in this country, but let’s give control over those votes to the parents of those children.”
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Oct 23, 2019
Capitol police have no problem removing and arresting women in wheelchairs when they allegedly disrupt Congressional hearings. Why should GOP lawmakers be given a pass? #CapitolPolice #ArrestGaetz
Wheelchair-bound protesters dragged out of congressional hearing
From businessinsider.com
Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Sep 8, 2024
I’ll tell you what Liz Cheney’s endorsement of Kamala Harris did. It made Nikki Haley look like a craven political hack who puts her own self-interest and political fortunes ahead of her own country.
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
Apr 28, 2025
The largest single donation to Trump’s inauguration fund came from Pilgrim’s Pride, a chicken processor. They ‘donated’ $5M.
FOX 11 Los Angeles
@FOXLA
Apr 27, 2025
The USDA will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their raw products, withdrawing a Biden-era proposal. Here's what to know. foxla.com/news/usda-salm…
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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel
@emzorbit
May 7, 2025
ICE raids at: - a deli previously owned by a former Obama official - a restaurant owned by Norah O’Donnel’s spouse - a restaurant owned by Chef Jose Andres Funny, they’re not raiding Trump golf courses and resorts.
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