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i’m running my first world major marathon, and i get to do it with an amazing charity!!
check out my fundraiser here: fundraisers.hakuapp.com/emily-wurst
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@emtheworst
one time i got kicked off the neopets chat boards for calling the jonas brothers hot
- forgot to get glasses but shout out to my pasta strainer shadow 🫡
- hot take: let’s keep masks in winter after the pandemmy so they can be nose warmers
- “omg i could never poop in a public bathroom” bby i just pulled over at a random library to poop i am a hot girl with stomach issues and i cannot relate
- the people in the replies saying “this is bad customer service” “this is a missed marketing opportunity” don’t eat at waffle houseWaffle House is not playing with y'all.
- idk who needs to hear this but wash ur water bottle
- folks in six-figure, executive positions who still haven't figured out how to use zoom after fifteen months are my joker origin story
- Looks like a normal teen’s bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up, we’ll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!!
