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E J
@emmavj
Joined May 2008
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    I just want to get shitfaced with someone who isn't my child. Is that too much to ask?
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    It's discourteous at the very least
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    Why am I paying for prisons when I don’t even use them
    Fifteen government-funded hours of childcare for two-year-olds begins this week. I’m somehow subsidising the scheme
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    Racist? Some of my best former colonies are black.
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    They can’t all resign there’ll be too many podcasts
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    Lads, I was looking at the cross
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    I mean, it’s a start
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    Replying to @latestinspace
    Do you think its inhabitants are reading about us on twitter
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    ‘You never hear the Telegraph or the Mail say that we need Swedish levels of sickness benefit to ensure that carriers stay at home and quarantine. Or Swedish levels of housing benefit to ensure that they aren’t evicted from those same homes’
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    Someone from Pakistan just said ‘I’m so excited to have a scone - I’ve heard so much about English scones.’ Then ate one I made and didn’t say a word.