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My new single Goldfish is out June 5th. Pre-save via Spotify here 🐟 open.spotify.com/prerelease/0lm…
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Emma Blackery
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Emma Blackery
@emmablackery
goldfish out now 🐟
- Oh wow, I only just realised Fairly OddParents is a play on words. Fairy Godparents. Fairly OddParents. I’m 26.
- Tip: If you’re ever looking for a British person in a restaurant abroad then just smash a plate and listen for the pleb that shouts “WHEYYYYYYYY!” immediately after
- We worked tirelessly for two years straight to bring you this tweet. 💛
- • You demonitise LGBTQ+ videos. • You are told that anti-LGBTQ+ ads are running on LGBTQ+ channels and you do little to nothing about it. Please don’t talk down to a community you happily oppress when it comes to business.
- I have found my new hobby. Taking the absolute worst photos of my cat. Holy shit.
- Hello. My new single, 'Dirt', is out on March 16th. Here is the cover. Believe me, for some, the storm has barely begun.
- the part of your brain that is telling you that you’re annoying and unlikeable today is probably wrong, but even if it’s not, fuck it, be annoying, live your truth today, and the right people will actually like you more if they don’t like you, they ain’t right for you anyway
- We honestly don’t deserve him, do we?.@Jack_Septic_Eye answered questions from his fans including one young lady, Jane Anne O'Sullivan, who was very excited at the chance to meet her hero. #latelate
00:00 - shoutout to all the cockwombles on my video calling me ‘fat’ and ‘pregnant’ AGAIN. it’s called ‘liking crisps when you’re stressed’, you absolute wank pancakes
